Remember when Henry Rodriguez played for the Montreal Expos and everyone would throw Oh Henry chocolate bars at him when he made a spectacular play, not just because his name was Henry, but also because he loved the candy bar.
Well, I have it on good authority that Roger Clemens is a big fan of both broken glass and shit. I'm just saying s'all.
Old fat face is in the news again because it seems that a group of high school baseball coaches in Texas, who had scheduled Clemens to be the keynote speaker at its annual meeting, are having second thoughts.
The Texas High School Baseball Coaches Association will hold a vote today on whether they still want Clemens to speak.
Unless you've been in a sports deprivation chamber the last week, you're aware that Clemens was named in the Mitchell Report for having used steroids during his time with the Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees.
The title of his proposed session in Texas: "My Vigorous Workout, How I Played So Long."
I'm not even joking.
1 comments:
Are you suggesting he was clean when he was in Houston?
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